From the Appalachians: Crazy white woman

All I was trying to do was get to work.  I didn’t want any troubles.  Don’t get in my way, and I won’t get in yours. 

I must admit, the Appalachians have been very kind to yours truly.  The smell of city life is behind me.  Unfortunately, I ran into the aroma of a crazy white woman who’s got little time and is too important. 

I heard about the wreck on I-435 near Gregory Blvd this morning.  From the looks of it, it constipated the interstate for a minute.  Well, to make a long story short, it didn’t affect me.  However, that crazy white woman in the Toyota sure did. 

Two things pop out when someone is driving a nice car really slow on the highway.  They’re either on the cell or they’re lost.  Today, I found a third.  How about talking on the cell and writing on papers on the steering wheel….at the same time!!!?!?!!

Instantly, I began to give her the Obama eye as I had to go around her.  I than looked into the rearview mirror and noticed she was weaving from lane to lane.  Look, if you’re THAT busy, do your work at home or leave early and arrive alive.  Why put the rest of us in jeopardy because you don’t have your personal matters in order?  Heck, buy a freaking bluetooth and just be driving and writing. 

I thought that was the end of it.  No sir.  No maam.  I then ended up behind another slow driver.  Ten miles under the speed limit in the left lane was what she was doing.  My water started to boil.  By the time I got past her, she had a phone up to her ear too.  Idiot.

The only saving grace out of the gear grinding drive today was a bit of normalcy.  I thought I encountered a black woman doing the same stuff in her SUV.

No maam. 

She was normal. 

She was eating while she was driving.

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