May 20, 2008

R Kelly on tape in court

Jurors in the R. Kelly trial saw the video today for the first time (we hope).  I believe it was 27 minutes in length.  Reports stated that they sat there motionless.  Please.  I’m sure something was moving on the male jurors.  I saw the tape.  That girl didn’t perform as if she was 13.  She [...]

May 20, 2008

Hoping David Cook loses

Wishful thinking, huh?

May 20, 2008

Barkley pays most of the money back

Charles Barkley told Ernie Johnson and the NBA fans who watched the TNT pregame show last night that his debt had been paid and that he would be giving up gambling.  Well, not so fast, my friend.  The folks at the casino/hotel came out and called Chuck a lying gambler.  They said that they didn’t [...]

May 20, 2008

Swope Speedway

More trouble for one of KC’s favorite parks.  Five teens were hurt as they apparently were drag racing (at 30 mph..they’re a bunch of liars) at Swope Park. 
The police aren’t buying their story on the speed, but they are buying the fact that these kids are nuts and need to be given some swift discipline [...]

May 20, 2008

Ed (Ted) Kennedy having a bad week

U.S. Sen. Ted Kennedy is having a pretty crappy week, if you ask me.  First, the seizure that was sworn not to be a stroke.  Then, this news that he has a malignant tumor of the brain.  It doesn’t get much worse than this.
Yet, there are people out there who feel that the Senator has [...]

May 20, 2008

Add coyotes to the list

You can get your pen out and add one more item to the list of things that white people are scared of. 
Coyotes.
The white delegation in Leawood have decided to jump on the offensive to regain their superiority.  They have passed their own law (funny how that happens) that authorizes them a “humane” way to trap [...]

May 20, 2008

There’s a reason why (store bought) milk isn’t cheap

One reason I try not to go to the grocery store too much is that I don’t want to see that high bill at the checkout line.  For whatever reason, when gas goes up, it seems like it is a green light for everyone else to jack their prices up.  Everything goes up and the [...]