May 10, 2008...10:18 am

Breaking News: Racism in the Secret Service!!!

I’m not sure that this one should grow legs, but I feel it’s my duty to warn you…the Secret Service dudes be passing along racist emails!!!

Well, we might as well duck.  Every place I’ve been, there has been some person who has become enamored with creating or forwarding racist emails.  It takes a racist to craft up one of those emails and we all know that racism is everywhere.  I don’t know why people are surprised to read this.

Moral of the story?  Watch out, Obama.