I don’t know this woman on the right. I am only using her as a prop. She’s a victim of the internets and blogging. Let’s say her name is, Ethel. I’ll go one better…Ethel Mae. Nevermind. She looks like Eileen. Last name is Onit.
Introducing, Mrs. Eileen Onit.
Eileen has a son. His name is I. Ben. That’s [...]
May 6, 2008
Mother’s Day Rules of Engagement
May 6, 2008
Clay County bassackwards
Clay County took a beating from residents and media for their failure to sound sirens last week before the tornadoes touched down and “blowed up” all those houses. In the words of Emmitt Smith, “doze houses got debacled”.
Back to the blog. Clay County has announced that they are changing their siren-sounding policy. They tried to [...]
May 6, 2008
The high gas prices made him do it
I’ve felt like doing this myself. Unfortunately, I never travel with my guitar…I leave it in the garage. This is one for a real “guitar hero”.
A guy in Indiana got sick and tired of the high gas prices up there, so he did what most broke musicians do.
He climbed the roof of the gas station [...]
May 6, 2008
Headline of the day: “Most drug offenders are white, but most of the drug offenders sent to prison are black”
It seems like I’ve heard this one before. It doesn’t come as a surprise to me, though. You’d have to be blind not to know that the justice system targets minorities for prison when compared to the same crimes committed by whites.
It should be noted that I haven’t committed any drug related crimes, nor have [...]
May 6, 2008
San Diego State students cooking cocaine instead of books
A recent drug probe netted 75 students from San Diego State University. A total of 100 people were nabbed in the process. Cops used an undercover probe to bring about the arrests. Word.
I don’t want to come down on the DEA for their efforts, but at some point we have to understand that the government [...]
