April 30, 2008...3:31 pm

Get your hands outta my gutter!!

I am going to have the house painted next month.  Well, that’s the plan.  I think I know which company I plan to use to put my new gutters up.  It’s the guys at Ratliff Guttering.

Why?

These boys don’t play.  They don’t look to take advantage of you (I think), and they will not be taken advantaged of. 

How do I know?

Well, some cat tried to rob them last night by breaking into their warehouse on Merriam Drive last night.  What the robber didn’t know was that one of the employees lives in an “apartment” inside the building.  This guy heard the commotion and grabbed his 12-gauge.  What happened next was a thing of booty beauty.  The employee saw someone in the garage and fired a shot in that direction.  He heard a yell and then fired again. 

The crook got out but left blood inside and didn’t get to steal anything.  First off, why are you breaking into a gutter place?  What could they possibly have that is a high value item?  Nevermind.

Nonetheless, I plan on calling these dudes to see if they can hook me up with a sweet deal.