Spitzer girl getting ready to rock de boat

Ashley Dupree is getting ready to sue Girls Gone Wild for a cool $10 million.  She is a pitiful case.  She’s low on money and needs to strike on this deal while she can.  What the heck is she suing for?  She claims that the GGW people twisted her arm to show her breast as [...]

Old people will get a concert at Sprint Center

As if things couldn’t get any worse for the KC concert tour at the Sprint Center, the word has leaked that our elderly population will soon be rolling their wheelchairs down to the city’s largest auditorium for concerts.  Originally, the Sprint Center was built to house a pro basketball or hockey team, but none of [...]

Body washes up on Kansas river

Authorities pulled a body from the river this morning.  It’s too early to tell who the person was. 
The body was spotted by fishermen.  There is nothing worse than finding a body while you’re trying to get some fish.  That just makes the fishing trip seem worthless. 
There are ways around this.  One can go to Long [...]

I could be wrong…

but judging by this guy’s hat,
he’s not going to make it.

Roger Clemens: Child Molester Edition

Roger Clemens has done it again.  He’s back in the news.  This time for his 10-year affair with country star Mindy McCready.  The romance started when she was 15 years old.  Clemens was 28 at the time and a married father of two.
I could care less about his decade long love, but this just cements [...]

Hannah Montana gettin naked….

For the life of me, I’ve never understood the hype surrounding this little girl.  I guess the whole Hannah Montana craze is a result of lazy parents who ditch their kids in front of the TV so they can go and read posts on the internet must be the reason.  Who knows. 
This stuff happens every [...]

KC knives cut again

Message to the people of Kansas City.  I have declared that the economy has forced the criminals of this town to put down their guns in exchange for knives.  The reason?  No need to get a background check when purchasing a knife.  No additional costs are associated to keep it sharp.  Also, a knife can [...]