Drew Peterson writes a check that won’t cash

Drew Peterson just announced that he’s offering a $25,000 reward for information leading to her safe return.  He didn’t specify if that was dead or alive.  He should know. 
Look, if I had a loved one that came up “missing” and I was well aware that they were deader than a doorknob, I’d offer $1 million.  [...]

Pit bulls should be wiped from the face of the earth

A pony was attacked today by a pit bull….AT A DAYCARE.  Apparently, children had just gotten done riding that pony when the dog jumped a fence and went in to attack the pony for allowing the kids to ride him. 
Okay.  I’ve got a problem with this on a couple of levels.  First off, I don’t [...]

Get your hands outta my gutter!!

I am going to have the house painted next month.  Well, that’s the plan.  I think I know which company I plan to use to put my new gutters up.  It’s the guys at Ratliff Guttering.
Why?
These boys don’t play.  They don’t look to take advantage of you (I think), and they will not be taken [...]

Avery cut by Cuban

If you look real hard, you’ll see that the ring that Avery Johnson has on his right hand is a championship ring that he earned as a member of the San Antonio Spurs.  The problem?  Johnson was coaching the Dallas Mavericks in the photo.  The problem with the photo?  It wasn’t taken today.
Today, Mark Cuban [...]

To dig or not? That is the question…

The price of a gallon of gas in the U.S. has really gotten out of hand.  I mean, it’s not even funny anymore.  You remember when we hit the $2 per gallon mark?  There were reports of mild weeping and gnashing of teeth.  They didn’t last long and they really didn’t have much “bite” in [...]

Sitting in the car on a windy day…with a bullet in your head

The day couldn’t be any prettier.  The sun is shining.  The wind is blowing.  It’s 75 degrees out in Overland Park, Kansas.  What could be wrong with this picture?
These are perfect ingredients to get a bullet in your head while sitting in the parking lot of the Metcalf South shopping center.  The cops showed up because [...]

Sharks are undefeated in 08

Another surfer, another shark bite.  2008 is not a good year for being in the water.  The recession must be effecting shark life as well.  They are biting any and everything that comes in their paith.  You can go Roger Clemens on them and say that they must’ve “misremembered” not to eat humans, but they [...]