Cougar coup

Hickman Mills lost their pride and joy to some muggers. A pair of thieves broke into the school and stole the mascot. The cougar had been in a display case since 1979.
I hope they catch them cats.
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State educators will not squeeze KC school district

Jeff City has spoken. They do not want to take over the troubled KC school district. They will have nothing to do with the charmin squeezing that needs to go on downtown.
That’s awful that your stuff stinks so bad to the point where the state doesn’t even want to invest the [...]

NY gov under fire

I’m only posting this because of this classic “oh crap” face by the governor. He got linked in a prostitution ring and they are calling for his resignation. Who’s next in line, Steinbrenner? Isaiah Thomas?
Governor Spitzer’s face almost resembles a cross between Bill Cowher and the bitter beer face.Source

Missouri ready to abolish affirmative action?

Well, you can’t make the white man play fair forever. At some point, he will get tired of the “system” pushing him around and he will fight back. He’s tired of being forced to give everyone the same opportunity. He wants things to go back to the way they were. It’s [...]

What’s in the water, Willis?

“(AP) — A vast array of pharmaceuticals — including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones — have been found in the drinking water supplies of at least 41 million Americans, an Associated Press investigation shows.”
I knew something was jacked up the last time I drank some tap water. Why do you think they call [...]

KC is starting to suck

I’m having one of those Jack Handley moments today. Deep introspection and all that stuff. Really, the examination is an overall assessment of KC. It’s obvious, this city is beginning to suck.
My latest inclination on this topic happened on yesterday. I was watching the news and they reported that the Royals [...]

Blue Parkway Bridge (part 2)

I am still trying to find out why the construction on the Blue Parkway bridge is taking so long. This is one bridge. From what I recall, it has been a bumpy ride for years. What I don’t understand is why it’s taking so long to finish the work? I still [...]