From the inside, the weather looks gorgeous out there. I was so tempted that I had to get out to see what all the fuss was about. I cleared out the driveway and pulled the deflated basketballs from the storage bins. After a few pumps, I was ready to get out there and do my [...]
March 1, 2008
Forklift death
Horrible story from the underground caves up north. A person is dead after a forklift overturned earlier today.
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March 1, 2008
Funks reveal accident information
As TKC reported earlier this week, KC Mayor’s Funk and Squat were involved in an automobile accident. Squat mentioned that Funk’s junky Toyota wasn’t the one that was rear ended. She stated that it was her beautiful car that she “waited ten years to get.”
Who waits 10 years to get a car? [...]
March 1, 2008
Kids to Catholic Church: "We’re going to see the freaks anyway!!"
In a stunning development, several students of local catholic schools say that they are planning to ignore the position of the church and still head to Union Station to see the traveling freak show. The church released a statement earlier this week that the exhibit would be off limits for school trips.
All that does [...]
